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Endergebnis GP von England/Silverstone:
1 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:24:29.588 10
2 F. Alonso Renault + 2.739 8
3 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 14.436 6
4 G. Fisichella Renault + 17.914 5
5 J. Button BAR + 40.264 4
6 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 1:15.322 3
7 R. Barrichello Ferrari + 1:16.567 2
8 R. Schumacher Toyota + 1:19.212 1
9 J. Trulli Toyota + 1:20.851 0
10 F. Massa Sauber + 1 laps 0
11 M. Webber Williams + 1 laps 0
12 N. Heidfeld Williams + 1 laps 0
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 1 laps 0
14 J. Villeneuve Sauber + 1 laps 0
15 C. Klien Red Bull + 1 laps 0
16 T. Sato BAR + 2 laps 0
17 T. Monteiro Jordan + 2 laps 0
18 C. Albers Minardi + 3 laps 0
19 P. Friesacher Minardi + 4 laps 0
Did not finish
20 N. Karthikeyan Jordan + 50 laps 0
klasse rennen!
Endergebnis GP von England/Silverstone:
1 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:24:29.588 10
2 F. Alonso Renault + 2.739 8
3 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 14.436 6
4 G. Fisichella Renault + 17.914 5
5 J. Button BAR + 40.264 4
6 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 1:15.322 3
7 R. Barrichello Ferrari + 1:16.567 2
8 R. Schumacher Toyota + 1:19.212 1
9 J. Trulli Toyota + 1:20.851 0
10 F. Massa Sauber + 1 laps 0
11 M. Webber Williams + 1 laps 0
12 N. Heidfeld Williams + 1 laps 0
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 1 laps 0
14 J. Villeneuve Sauber + 1 laps 0
15 C. Klien Red Bull + 1 laps 0
16 T. Sato BAR + 2 laps 0
17 T. Monteiro Jordan + 2 laps 0
18 C. Albers Minardi + 3 laps 0
19 P. Friesacher Minardi + 4 laps 0
Did not finish
20 N. Karthikeyan Jordan + 50 laps 0
klasse rennen!
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Freies Freitagstraing GP von Deutschland/Hockenheim:
1 A. Wurz McLaren 1:13.973 37
2 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:14.576 20
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:15.560 34
4 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:15.772 18
5 R. Zonta Toyota 1:16.091 34
6 G. Fisichella Renault 1:16.146 28
7 F. Massa Sauber 1:16.161 24
8 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1:16.297 38
9 J. Trulli Toyota 1:16.411 23
10 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:16.474 15
11 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:16.575 19
12 C. Klien Red Bull 1:16.658 14
13 J. Button BAR 1:16.752 26
14 M. Webber Williams 1:16.879 17
15 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:16.893 18
16 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:16.913 17
17 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:16.938 20
18 T. Sato BAR 1:16.992 27
19 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:17.506 25
20 C. Albers Minardi 1:17.830 17
21 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:17.978 28
22 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:18.227 28
23 N. Kiesa Jordan 1:19.484 19
24 D. Coulthard Red Bull no time 2
1 A. Wurz McLaren 1:13.973 37
2 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:14.576 20
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:15.560 34
4 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:15.772 18
5 R. Zonta Toyota 1:16.091 34
6 G. Fisichella Renault 1:16.146 28
7 F. Massa Sauber 1:16.161 24
8 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1:16.297 38
9 J. Trulli Toyota 1:16.411 23
10 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:16.474 15
11 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:16.575 19
12 C. Klien Red Bull 1:16.658 14
13 J. Button BAR 1:16.752 26
14 M. Webber Williams 1:16.879 17
15 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:16.893 18
16 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:16.913 17
17 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:16.938 20
18 T. Sato BAR 1:16.992 27
19 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:17.506 25
20 C. Albers Minardi 1:17.830 17
21 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:17.978 28
22 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:18.227 28
23 N. Kiesa Jordan 1:19.484 19
24 D. Coulthard Red Bull no time 2
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Qualifying/Startaufstellung GP von Deutschland/Hockenheim:
1 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:14.320
2 J. Button BAR 1:14.759
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:14.904
4 G. Fisichella Renault 1:14.927
5 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:15.006
6 M. Webber Williams 1:15.070
7 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:15.403
8 T. Sato BAR 1:15.501
9 J. Trulli Toyota 1:15.532
10 C. Klien Red Bull 1:15.635
11 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:15.679
12 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:15.689
13 F. Massa Sauber 1:16.009
14 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:16.012
15 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:16.230
16 C. Albers Minardi 1:17.519
17 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:18.313
18 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:18.599
19 JP. Montoya McLaren no time
20 N. Karthikeyan Jordan no time
1 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:14.320
2 J. Button BAR 1:14.759
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:14.904
4 G. Fisichella Renault 1:14.927
5 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:15.006
6 M. Webber Williams 1:15.070
7 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:15.403
8 T. Sato BAR 1:15.501
9 J. Trulli Toyota 1:15.532
10 C. Klien Red Bull 1:15.635
11 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:15.679
12 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:15.689
13 F. Massa Sauber 1:16.009
14 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:16.012
15 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:16.230
16 C. Albers Minardi 1:17.519
17 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:18.313
18 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:18.599
19 JP. Montoya McLaren no time
20 N. Karthikeyan Jordan no time
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Endergebnis GP von Deutschland/Hockenheim:
1 F. Alonso Renault 1:26:28.599 10
2 JP. Montoya McLaren + 22.569 8
3 J. Button BAR + 24.422 6
4 G. Fisichella Renault + 50.587 5
5 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 51.690 4
6 R. Schumacher Toyota + 52.242 3
7 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 52.700 2
8 F. Massa Sauber + 56.570 1
9 C. Klien Red Bull + 1:09.818 0
10 R. Barrichello Ferrari + 1 laps 0
11 N. Heidfeld Williams + 1 laps 0
12 T. Sato BAR + 1 laps 0
13 C. Albers Minardi + 2 laps 0
14 J. Trulli Toyota + 3 laps 0
15 J. Villeneuve Sauber + 3 laps 0
16 N. Karthikeyan Jordan + 3 laps 0
17 T. Monteiro Jordan + 3 laps 0
18 R. Doornbos Minardi + 4 laps 0
19 M. Webber Williams + 12 laps 0
Did not finish
20 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 32 laps
1 F. Alonso Renault 1:26:28.599 10
2 JP. Montoya McLaren + 22.569 8
3 J. Button BAR + 24.422 6
4 G. Fisichella Renault + 50.587 5
5 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 51.690 4
6 R. Schumacher Toyota + 52.242 3
7 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 52.700 2
8 F. Massa Sauber + 56.570 1
9 C. Klien Red Bull + 1:09.818 0
10 R. Barrichello Ferrari + 1 laps 0
11 N. Heidfeld Williams + 1 laps 0
12 T. Sato BAR + 1 laps 0
13 C. Albers Minardi + 2 laps 0
14 J. Trulli Toyota + 3 laps 0
15 J. Villeneuve Sauber + 3 laps 0
16 N. Karthikeyan Jordan + 3 laps 0
17 T. Monteiro Jordan + 3 laps 0
18 R. Doornbos Minardi + 4 laps 0
19 M. Webber Williams + 12 laps 0
Did not finish
20 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 32 laps
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Punktestände 2005:
Drivers:
1 F. Alonso Renault 87
2 K. Räikkönen McLaren 51
3 M. Schumacher Ferrari 47
4 JP. Montoya McLaren 34
5 R. Barrichello Ferrari 31
= J. Trulli Toyota 31
7 G. Fisichella Renault 30
8 R. Schumacher Toyota 26
9 N. Heidfeld Williams 25
10 M. Webber Williams 22
11 D. Coulthard Red Bull 19
12 J. Button BAR 15
13 F. Massa Sauber 8
14 A. Wurz McLaren 6
= J. Villeneuve Sauber 6
= T. Monteiro Jordan 6
17 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 5
18 P. de la Rosa McLaren 4
= C. Klien Red Bull 4
= C. Albers Minardi 4
21 P. Friesacher Minardi 3
22 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1
- T. Sato BAR 0
- R. Doornbos Minardi 0
Teams:
1 Renault 117
2 McLaren 95
3 Ferrari 78
4 Toyota 57
5 Williams 47
6 Red Bull 24
7 BAR 15
8 Sauber 14
9 Jordan 11
10 Minardi 7
Drivers:
1 F. Alonso Renault 87
2 K. Räikkönen McLaren 51
3 M. Schumacher Ferrari 47
4 JP. Montoya McLaren 34
5 R. Barrichello Ferrari 31
= J. Trulli Toyota 31
7 G. Fisichella Renault 30
8 R. Schumacher Toyota 26
9 N. Heidfeld Williams 25
10 M. Webber Williams 22
11 D. Coulthard Red Bull 19
12 J. Button BAR 15
13 F. Massa Sauber 8
14 A. Wurz McLaren 6
= J. Villeneuve Sauber 6
= T. Monteiro Jordan 6
17 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 5
18 P. de la Rosa McLaren 4
= C. Klien Red Bull 4
= C. Albers Minardi 4
21 P. Friesacher Minardi 3
22 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1
- T. Sato BAR 0
- R. Doornbos Minardi 0
Teams:
1 Renault 117
2 McLaren 95
3 Ferrari 78
4 Toyota 57
5 Williams 47
6 Red Bull 24
7 BAR 15
8 Sauber 14
9 Jordan 11
10 Minardi 7
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War heute live vor Ort in Hockenheim und zwar für Umme. Bin nämlich Sanitäter beim Deutschen Roten Kreuz und hatte Sanitätsdienst auf der Mercedes-Tribüne. Die Atmosphäre in Hockenheim ist einmalig, einfach nur geil. Gab glücklicherweise keine größeren Zwischenfälle (außer der der Hydraulikausfall von Kimi), sodass ich alles in genießen konnte. Nächstes Jahr gehts wieder hin.
work hard, play harder! :gangsta:
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irgendwie konnte ferrari heute nicht mit der spitze mithalten,noch mehr als sonst.da kann man schon bald sagen "die roten bremsklötze"
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irgendwie und heute?Original von hslan.snoopx
irgendwie konnte ferrari heute nicht mit der spitze mithalten,noch mehr als sonst.da kann man schon bald sagen "die roten bremsklötze"
ich frag mich immer noch, wie man in nicht einmal einem jahr von 2 sekunden vorsprung pro runde (die man mehrere jahre genoß) auf 2 sekunden rückstand pro runde kommen kann?
auch der "schumi-faktor" beschränkt sich dieses jahr auf halbherziges blockieren von hinterbänklern!
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Ferrari will auch in Sommerpause testen
Nicht nur in den Wochen, die einem Rennwochenende vorausgehen bricht Ferrari das 'Gentlemen's Agreement' aller anderen Teams, nicht zu Testfahrten zu gehen - auch innerhalb der Sommerpause nach dem Grand Prix von Ungarn, in der eigentlich eine Testsperre besteht, möchte der italienische Rennstall weiter testen. Die anderen Teams dürften sich hierüber erneut ärgern.
"Wir müssen mehr Grip bei den Reifen finden", verteidigt Maranellos Teamchef Jean Todt die Praxis seines Rennstalls. Doch noch den WM-Titel der Saison 2005 zu holen sei "sehr schwierig. Mathematisch ist es möglich", so der Franzose weiter, "aber wir müssten schnell Erfolg finden. Mit jedem Rennen wird das schwieriger."
Schumacher stimmt dem zu, glaubt aber auch, dass der Titel nicht mehr "das Wichtigste" bei Ferrari sei. "Ich glaube nicht, dass wir darüber nachdenken sollten", so der Kerpener resignierend. Teamkollege Rubens Barrichello, der in Hockenheim nicht mal einen Punkt holen konnte, kündigt für Ungarn derweil eine andere Reifenmischung von Bridgestone an. Aber: "Vier Tage sind nicht genug, um ein Wunder zu finden."
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Nicht nur in den Wochen, die einem Rennwochenende vorausgehen bricht Ferrari das 'Gentlemen's Agreement' aller anderen Teams, nicht zu Testfahrten zu gehen - auch innerhalb der Sommerpause nach dem Grand Prix von Ungarn, in der eigentlich eine Testsperre besteht, möchte der italienische Rennstall weiter testen. Die anderen Teams dürften sich hierüber erneut ärgern.
"Wir müssen mehr Grip bei den Reifen finden", verteidigt Maranellos Teamchef Jean Todt die Praxis seines Rennstalls. Doch noch den WM-Titel der Saison 2005 zu holen sei "sehr schwierig. Mathematisch ist es möglich", so der Franzose weiter, "aber wir müssten schnell Erfolg finden. Mit jedem Rennen wird das schwieriger."
Schumacher stimmt dem zu, glaubt aber auch, dass der Titel nicht mehr "das Wichtigste" bei Ferrari sei. "Ich glaube nicht, dass wir darüber nachdenken sollten", so der Kerpener resignierend. Teamkollege Rubens Barrichello, der in Hockenheim nicht mal einen Punkt holen konnte, kündigt für Ungarn derweil eine andere Reifenmischung von Bridgestone an. Aber: "Vier Tage sind nicht genug, um ein Wunder zu finden."
:messer::down::lame::down::messer:
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Freies Freitagstraining GP von Ungarn/Hungaroring:
1 R. Zonta Toyota 1:20.409 24
2 A. Wurz McLaren 1:20.519 35
3 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:21.281 18
4 J. Trulli Toyota 1:21.410 26
5 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:21.631 24
6 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:21.662 17
7 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:21.914 23
8 F. Alonso Renault 1:22.473 21
9 J. Button BAR 1:22.544 29
10 C. Klien Red Bull 1:22.626 23
11 G. Fisichella Renault 1:22.652 21
12 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:22.861 16
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:22.886 24
14 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1:22.913 15
15 M. Webber Williams 1:22.935 18
16 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:23.558 23
17 T. Sato BAR 1:23.560 12
18 F. Massa Sauber 1:23.574 25
19 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:23.670 23
20 C. Albers Minardi 1:24.093 21
21 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:24.862 24
22 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:25.184 25
23 N. Kiesa Jordan 1:25.269 17
24 M. Schumacher Ferrari no time 1
25 C. Nissany Minardi no time 0
1 R. Zonta Toyota 1:20.409 24
2 A. Wurz McLaren 1:20.519 35
3 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:21.281 18
4 J. Trulli Toyota 1:21.410 26
5 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:21.631 24
6 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:21.662 17
7 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:21.914 23
8 F. Alonso Renault 1:22.473 21
9 J. Button BAR 1:22.544 29
10 C. Klien Red Bull 1:22.626 23
11 G. Fisichella Renault 1:22.652 21
12 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:22.861 16
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:22.886 24
14 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1:22.913 15
15 M. Webber Williams 1:22.935 18
16 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:23.558 23
17 T. Sato BAR 1:23.560 12
18 F. Massa Sauber 1:23.574 25
19 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:23.670 23
20 C. Albers Minardi 1:24.093 21
21 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:24.862 24
22 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:25.184 25
23 N. Kiesa Jordan 1:25.269 17
24 M. Schumacher Ferrari no time 1
25 C. Nissany Minardi no time 0
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Qualifying/Startaufstellung GP von Ungarn/Budapest:
1 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:19.882
2 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:20.779
3 J. Trulli Toyota 1:20.839
4 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:20.891
5 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:21.158
6 F. Alonso Renault 1:21.141
7 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:21.158
8 J. Button BAR 1:21.302
9 G. Fisichella Renault 1:21.333
10 T. Sato BAR 1:21.787
11 C. Klien Red Bull 1:21.937
12 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:22.086
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:22.279
14 F. Massa Sauber 1:22.565
15 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:22.866
16 M. Webber Williams 1:23.495
17 C. Albers Minardi 1:24.443
18 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:25.057
19 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:25.484
20 T. Monteiro Jordan no time
1 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:19.882
2 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:20.779
3 J. Trulli Toyota 1:20.839
4 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:20.891
5 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:21.158
6 F. Alonso Renault 1:21.141
7 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:21.158
8 J. Button BAR 1:21.302
9 G. Fisichella Renault 1:21.333
10 T. Sato BAR 1:21.787
11 C. Klien Red Bull 1:21.937
12 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:22.086
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:22.279
14 F. Massa Sauber 1:22.565
15 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:22.866
16 M. Webber Williams 1:23.495
17 C. Albers Minardi 1:24.443
18 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:25.057
19 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:25.484
20 T. Monteiro Jordan no time
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Endergebnis GP von Ungarn/Budapest:
1 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:37:25.552 10
2 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 35.581 8
3 R. Schumacher Toyota + 36.129 6
4 J. Trulli Toyota + 54.221 5
5 J. Button BAR + 58.832 4
6 N. Heidfeld Williams + 1:08.375 3
7 M. Webber Williams + 1 laps 2
8 T. Sato BAR + 1 laps 1
9 G. Fisichella Renault + 1 laps 0
10 R. Barrichello Ferrari + 1 laps 0
11 F. Alonso Renault + 1 laps 0
12 N. Karthikeyan Jordan + 3 laps 0
13 T. Monteiro Jordan + 4 laps 0
14 F. Massa Sauber + 7 laps 0
15 C. Albers Minardi + 11 laps 0
Did not finish
16 J. Villeneuve Sauber + 14 laps 0
17 JP. Montoya McLaren + 29 laps 0
18 R. Doornbos Minardi + 44 laps 0
19 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 70 laps 0
20 C. Klien Red Bull + 70 laps 0
1 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:37:25.552 10
2 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 35.581 8
3 R. Schumacher Toyota + 36.129 6
4 J. Trulli Toyota + 54.221 5
5 J. Button BAR + 58.832 4
6 N. Heidfeld Williams + 1:08.375 3
7 M. Webber Williams + 1 laps 2
8 T. Sato BAR + 1 laps 1
9 G. Fisichella Renault + 1 laps 0
10 R. Barrichello Ferrari + 1 laps 0
11 F. Alonso Renault + 1 laps 0
12 N. Karthikeyan Jordan + 3 laps 0
13 T. Monteiro Jordan + 4 laps 0
14 F. Massa Sauber + 7 laps 0
15 C. Albers Minardi + 11 laps 0
Did not finish
16 J. Villeneuve Sauber + 14 laps 0
17 JP. Montoya McLaren + 29 laps 0
18 R. Doornbos Minardi + 44 laps 0
19 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 70 laps 0
20 C. Klien Red Bull + 70 laps 0
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Das Sekret Tagebuch Michael Schumachers: Hungary
Monday August 08 2005
Greetings to all my faithful tifosis. We are back in the hunt with a resounding second place in Budapest to be celebrating. Had it not been for Kimi’s car mysteriously running to the finish we would have had victory No.2 and a great shot up our arms for all the hard work which is being completed in Maranello..
In Hungary we also learned that 35 degrees Celsius is still not hot enough to get Jean Todt to take his Ferrari jumper off. Sabine thinks the ribs contain water and one of the radios, which he is attaching all over his body, is a pump. That is one theory. Turkey, in the middle of August, will be the supreme test to see if he takes it off.
Quite honestly and obviously and honestly and obviously I am sad that Rubens is leaving us next year. Rubens is a man and even though he cries when he wins he is a man’s man. Felipe Massa looks like he took the day off school. What is totally astonishing is to see tall women in the Sauber garage that appear to be his girlfriend. He should be going home to a PlayStation and a skateboard and wearing his cap back to forwards, not dating real women with real breasts. There is something wrong in this. And when he is spinning the digit for David Coulthard at Imola I felt Charlie Whiting should be giving him a detention and speaking to his mother. Still, next year will be interesting and of course they will want my autograph, and we will get talking.
Not that I am straying in love from my wonderful Lieblings Donut Face. We are planning such a beautiful nice future together in our newly constructed castle in Switzerland. Ralf has said to me, “Are you going to call it Schloss Schumi?” However between Lieblings and me – in the hot-tub I think it was - we had already decided on NeuSchumiStein.
Like all castles it will have impressive walls, a moat, a trophy halle for my race cars and winning trophies (I think it is safe to leave another 15 winning spaces and 25 podium spaces) and a go-kart track. I know that this thing we are making is not a thing that was in medieval castles, but nobody is expecting me to have executions or pour boiling oil on people trying to sell me double glazing.
Although Jean Todt did enquire if I had any dungeons planned and smiled, but I was not sure where the joke was.
Lieblings has promised to put me in her own dungeons if she catches press photos of me tucking my shirt into my trousers again. Deep down inside of me I know it looks cool not to tuck it in and that Fernando and Jenson leave theirs out, so it must be cool. But, like letting a team-mate win a GP, it’s something I just cannot bring myself to do.
It was great to have Ralfie on the podium with me in Hungary, it is only a pity our season is starting so late in the daytime. Ross was right. If you go round saying “we can’t make the car go any faster, the tyres must be s****” for long enough, then Bridgestone will take the hint and design a proper tyre.
Things are warming up nicely for Turkey, and though the records mean nothing at all to me, a first winner of the first ever Turkish Grand Prix is not a bad way to celebrate August.
The Schum
Monday August 08 2005
Greetings to all my faithful tifosis. We are back in the hunt with a resounding second place in Budapest to be celebrating. Had it not been for Kimi’s car mysteriously running to the finish we would have had victory No.2 and a great shot up our arms for all the hard work which is being completed in Maranello..
In Hungary we also learned that 35 degrees Celsius is still not hot enough to get Jean Todt to take his Ferrari jumper off. Sabine thinks the ribs contain water and one of the radios, which he is attaching all over his body, is a pump. That is one theory. Turkey, in the middle of August, will be the supreme test to see if he takes it off.
Quite honestly and obviously and honestly and obviously I am sad that Rubens is leaving us next year. Rubens is a man and even though he cries when he wins he is a man’s man. Felipe Massa looks like he took the day off school. What is totally astonishing is to see tall women in the Sauber garage that appear to be his girlfriend. He should be going home to a PlayStation and a skateboard and wearing his cap back to forwards, not dating real women with real breasts. There is something wrong in this. And when he is spinning the digit for David Coulthard at Imola I felt Charlie Whiting should be giving him a detention and speaking to his mother. Still, next year will be interesting and of course they will want my autograph, and we will get talking.
Not that I am straying in love from my wonderful Lieblings Donut Face. We are planning such a beautiful nice future together in our newly constructed castle in Switzerland. Ralf has said to me, “Are you going to call it Schloss Schumi?” However between Lieblings and me – in the hot-tub I think it was - we had already decided on NeuSchumiStein.
Like all castles it will have impressive walls, a moat, a trophy halle for my race cars and winning trophies (I think it is safe to leave another 15 winning spaces and 25 podium spaces) and a go-kart track. I know that this thing we are making is not a thing that was in medieval castles, but nobody is expecting me to have executions or pour boiling oil on people trying to sell me double glazing.
Although Jean Todt did enquire if I had any dungeons planned and smiled, but I was not sure where the joke was.
Lieblings has promised to put me in her own dungeons if she catches press photos of me tucking my shirt into my trousers again. Deep down inside of me I know it looks cool not to tuck it in and that Fernando and Jenson leave theirs out, so it must be cool. But, like letting a team-mate win a GP, it’s something I just cannot bring myself to do.
It was great to have Ralfie on the podium with me in Hungary, it is only a pity our season is starting so late in the daytime. Ross was right. If you go round saying “we can’t make the car go any faster, the tyres must be s****” for long enough, then Bridgestone will take the hint and design a proper tyre.
Things are warming up nicely for Turkey, and though the records mean nothing at all to me, a first winner of the first ever Turkish Grand Prix is not a bad way to celebrate August.
The Schum
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Der offizielle HSLAN F1 Topic!
Freies Freitagstraining GP von Instanbul/Türkei:
1 R. Zonta Toyota 1:25.583 32
2 P. de la Rosa McLaren 1:26.196 33
3 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:26.525 17
4 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:27.274 18
5 J. Button BAR 1:27.346 28
6 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1:27.578 28
7 F. Alonso Renault 1:27.579 25
8 G. Fisichella Renault 1:27.673 29
9 J. Trulli Toyota 1:27.964 22
10 T. Sato BAR 1:28.081 25
11 M. Webber Williams 1:28.120 20
12 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:28.235 25
13 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:28.293 25
14 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:28.404 26
15 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:28.460 25
16 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:28.641 22
17 F. Massa Sauber 1:28.681 27
18 C. Klien Red Bull 1:28.828 21
19 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:28.959 21
20 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:30.626 21
21 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:30.628 16
22 C. Albers Minardi 1:30.730 22
23 N. Kiesa Jordan 1:30.884 18
24 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:30.899 12
1 R. Zonta Toyota 1:25.583 32
2 P. de la Rosa McLaren 1:26.196 33
3 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:26.525 17
4 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:27.274 18
5 J. Button BAR 1:27.346 28
6 V. Liuzzi Red Bull 1:27.578 28
7 F. Alonso Renault 1:27.579 25
8 G. Fisichella Renault 1:27.673 29
9 J. Trulli Toyota 1:27.964 22
10 T. Sato BAR 1:28.081 25
11 M. Webber Williams 1:28.120 20
12 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:28.235 25
13 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:28.293 25
14 J. Villeneuve Sauber 1:28.404 26
15 R. Barrichello Ferrari 1:28.460 25
16 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:28.641 22
17 F. Massa Sauber 1:28.681 27
18 C. Klien Red Bull 1:28.828 21
19 N. Heidfeld Williams 1:28.959 21
20 T. Monteiro Jordan 1:30.626 21
21 R. Doornbos Minardi 1:30.628 16
22 C. Albers Minardi 1:30.730 22
23 N. Kiesa Jordan 1:30.884 18
24 N. Karthikeyan Jordan 1:30.899 12
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!