Formel1 WM 2006
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Formel1 WM 2006
Freies Freitagstraining GP von Malaysien:
1 A. Davidson Honda 1:35.041 14
2 A. Wurz Williams 1:35.388 30
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:35.806 14
4 F. Massa Ferrari 1:35.924 22
5 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:36.132 15
6 G. Fisichella Renault 1:36.182 14
7 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:36.617 17
8 J. Button Honda 1:36.661 12
9 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:37.045 9
10 R. Barrichello Honda 1:37.270 13
11 J. Trulli Toyota 1:37.317 23
12 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:37.418 7
13 R. Kubica BMW 1:37.457 28
14 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:37.463 12
15 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:37.590 22
16 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:37.603 8
17 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:37.695 20
18 N. Jani Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:37.831 23
19 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:37.926 21
20 M. Webber Williams 1:38.081 5
21 N. Rosberg Williams 1:38.205 6
22 G. Mondini Midland F1 1:38.256 20
23 C. Klien Red Bull 1:38.644 10
24 C. Albers Midland F1 1:38.918 20
25 R. Doornbos Red Bull 1:39.105 28
26 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:39.416 20
27 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:41.549 22
28 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:43.164 16
1 A. Davidson Honda 1:35.041 14
2 A. Wurz Williams 1:35.388 30
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:35.806 14
4 F. Massa Ferrari 1:35.924 22
5 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:36.132 15
6 G. Fisichella Renault 1:36.182 14
7 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:36.617 17
8 J. Button Honda 1:36.661 12
9 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:37.045 9
10 R. Barrichello Honda 1:37.270 13
11 J. Trulli Toyota 1:37.317 23
12 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:37.418 7
13 R. Kubica BMW 1:37.457 28
14 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:37.463 12
15 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:37.590 22
16 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:37.603 8
17 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:37.695 20
18 N. Jani Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:37.831 23
19 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:37.926 21
20 M. Webber Williams 1:38.081 5
21 N. Rosberg Williams 1:38.205 6
22 G. Mondini Midland F1 1:38.256 20
23 C. Klien Red Bull 1:38.644 10
24 C. Albers Midland F1 1:38.918 20
25 R. Doornbos Red Bull 1:39.105 28
26 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:39.416 20
27 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:41.549 22
28 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:43.164 16
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Qualifying GP von Malaysien:
1 G. Fisichella Renault 1:33.840
2 J. Button Honda 1:33.986
3 N. Rosberg Williams 1:35.105
4 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:35.010
5 M. Webber Williams 1:35.252
6 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:34.536
7 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:34.667
8 F. Alonso Renault 1:35.514
9 C. Klien Red Bull 1:35.171
10 R. Schumacher Toyota keine Zeit
11 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:34.614
12 R. Barrichello Honda 1:34.683
13 J. Trulli Toyota 1:34.070
14 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:34.752
15 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:34.783
16 F. Massa Ferrari keine Zeit
17 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:36.297
18 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:36.581
19 C. Albers Midland F1 1:37.426
20 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:37.819
21 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:39.011
22 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:40.720
Da mehrere Fahrer den Motor wechseln werden, ist die Startaufstellung anders;
darunter : Massa,Coulthard,M.Schumacher,R.Schumacher,Barrichello
Startaufstellung GP von Malaysien:
1 G. Fisichella Renault
2 J. Button Honda
3 N. Rosberg Williams
4 M. Webber Williams
5 JP. Montoya McLaren
6 K. Räikkönen McLaren
7 F. Alonso Renault
8 C. Klien Red Bull
9 J. Trulli Toyota
10 J. Villeneuve BMW
11 N. Heidfeld BMW
12 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso
13 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso
14 M. Schumacher Ferrari
15 C. Albers Midland F1
16 T. Monteiro Midland F1
17 T. Sato Super Aguri
18 Y. Ide Super Aguri
19 R. Schumacher Toyota
20 D. Coulthard Red Bull
21 R. Barrichello Honda
22 F. Massa Ferrari
1 G. Fisichella Renault 1:33.840
2 J. Button Honda 1:33.986
3 N. Rosberg Williams 1:35.105
4 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:35.010
5 M. Webber Williams 1:35.252
6 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:34.536
7 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:34.667
8 F. Alonso Renault 1:35.514
9 C. Klien Red Bull 1:35.171
10 R. Schumacher Toyota keine Zeit
11 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:34.614
12 R. Barrichello Honda 1:34.683
13 J. Trulli Toyota 1:34.070
14 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:34.752
15 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:34.783
16 F. Massa Ferrari keine Zeit
17 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:36.297
18 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:36.581
19 C. Albers Midland F1 1:37.426
20 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:37.819
21 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:39.011
22 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:40.720
Da mehrere Fahrer den Motor wechseln werden, ist die Startaufstellung anders;
darunter : Massa,Coulthard,M.Schumacher,R.Schumacher,Barrichello
Startaufstellung GP von Malaysien:
1 G. Fisichella Renault
2 J. Button Honda
3 N. Rosberg Williams
4 M. Webber Williams
5 JP. Montoya McLaren
6 K. Räikkönen McLaren
7 F. Alonso Renault
8 C. Klien Red Bull
9 J. Trulli Toyota
10 J. Villeneuve BMW
11 N. Heidfeld BMW
12 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso
13 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso
14 M. Schumacher Ferrari
15 C. Albers Midland F1
16 T. Monteiro Midland F1
17 T. Sato Super Aguri
18 Y. Ide Super Aguri
19 R. Schumacher Toyota
20 D. Coulthard Red Bull
21 R. Barrichello Honda
22 F. Massa Ferrari
Ich weiß nicht immer, wovon ich rede. Aber ich weiß, dass ich recht habe. Muhammad Ali
Formel1 WM 2006
sehr schön, gut gemacht hans!
der ferrari pilot massa musste übrigens 2 mal den motor wechseln, daher 20 plätze nach hinten strafversetzt!
der ferrari pilot massa musste übrigens 2 mal den motor wechseln, daher 20 plätze nach hinten strafversetzt!
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Formel1 WM 2006
Endergebnis GP von Malaysien:
1 G. Fisichella Renault 1:30:40.529 10
2 F. Alonso Renault + 4.585 8
3 J. Button Honda + 9.631 6
4 JP. Montoya McLaren + 39.351 5
5 F. Massa Ferrari + 43.254 4
6 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 43.854 3
7 J. Villeneuve BMW + 1:20.461 2
8 R. Schumacher Toyota + 1:21.288 1
9 J. Trulli Toyota + 1 laps
10 R. Barrichello Honda + 1 laps
11 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso + 2 laps
12 C. Albers Midland F1 + 2 laps
13 T. Monteiro Midland F1 + 2 laps
14 T. Sato Super Aguri + 3 laps
Did not finish
15 N. Heidfeld BMW + 8 laps
16 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso + 15 laps
17 Y. Ide Super Aguri + 23 laps
18 M. Webber Williams + 40 laps
19 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 46 laps
20 C. Klien Red Bull + 50 laps
21 N. Rosberg Williams + 50 laps
22 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 56 laps
wieder nettes rennen!
raikkonen crasht nach 4 kurven mit klien
massa besiegt seinen teamkollegen michael schumacher, obwohl er als letzter gestartet ist
und 9 teams protestieren gegen den äußerst fragwürdigen frontflügel von ferrari
1 G. Fisichella Renault 1:30:40.529 10
2 F. Alonso Renault + 4.585 8
3 J. Button Honda + 9.631 6
4 JP. Montoya McLaren + 39.351 5
5 F. Massa Ferrari + 43.254 4
6 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 43.854 3
7 J. Villeneuve BMW + 1:20.461 2
8 R. Schumacher Toyota + 1:21.288 1
9 J. Trulli Toyota + 1 laps
10 R. Barrichello Honda + 1 laps
11 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso + 2 laps
12 C. Albers Midland F1 + 2 laps
13 T. Monteiro Midland F1 + 2 laps
14 T. Sato Super Aguri + 3 laps
Did not finish
15 N. Heidfeld BMW + 8 laps
16 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso + 15 laps
17 Y. Ide Super Aguri + 23 laps
18 M. Webber Williams + 40 laps
19 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 46 laps
20 C. Klien Red Bull + 50 laps
21 N. Rosberg Williams + 50 laps
22 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 56 laps
wieder nettes rennen!
raikkonen crasht nach 4 kurven mit klien
massa besiegt seinen teamkollegen michael schumacher, obwohl er als letzter gestartet ist
und 9 teams protestieren gegen den äußerst fragwürdigen frontflügel von ferrari
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Formel1 WM 2006
wie die anderen teams protestieren gegen ferraries frontflügel??
Glaub aber nicht das die damit durchkommen
Glaub aber nicht das die damit durchkommen
Formel1 WM 2006
hier ein paar infolinks über diese situation:
http://www.f1racing.net/en/news.php?newsID=112672
http://www.f1total.com/news/06031901.shtml
andererseits, da es sich um ferrari handelt, nehm ich mal an, daß sich diese situation in wohlgefallen auflösen wird ...
http://www.f1racing.net/en/news.php?newsID=112672
http://www.f1total.com/news/06031901.shtml
andererseits, da es sich um ferrari handelt, nehm ich mal an, daß sich diese situation in wohlgefallen auflösen wird ...
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Formel1 WM 2006
neues von der ferrari flügel-farce:
http://www.f1total.com/news/06032018.shtmlFIA verhinderte Protest gegen Ferraris Flügel
Acht Teams wollten gestern gegen Ferraris flexible Flügel Protest einlegen, bis die FIA einen Kompromiss erwirkte - Situation vorerst weiterhin ungeklärt
Seit der TV-Sender 'Premiere' enthüllt hat, dass Ferraris Frontflügel eindeutig flexibel ist, herrscht im Fahrerlager der Formel 1 Aufruhr: Hinter den Kulissen hatten gestern acht Teams vor, bei der FIA offiziell Protest einzulegen, ehe diese ihren Technischen Delegierten Charlie Whiting schickte, um einen Kompromiss zu erwirken, was ihm auch tatsächlich gelang.
Wenige Stunden vor dem Rennen wurde ein Schreiben aufgesetzt, in dem ein Protest angekündigt, aber noch nicht eingereicht wurde. Acht Teams - das BMW Sauber F1 Team, Honda, MF1 Racing, Renault, Toyota, Super Aguri, McLaren-Mercedes und Williams - unterschrieben das Dokument, nur die beiden Red-Bull-Rennställe verweigerten ihren Sanktus. Konkret bezogen sich die Ferrari-Gegner auf Artikel 3.15 des Technischen Reglements, der flexible aerodynamische Elemente verbietet.
Wörtlich hieß es: "Die unterzeichnenden Teams informieren hiermit die Rennleitung, dass sie beabsichtigen, gegen das Auto mit der Startnummer fünf, Michael Schumacher von der Scuderia Ferrari Marlboro, Protest einzureichen, sofern nicht vor dem Rennen angemessene Maßnahmen ergriffen werden", so das Schreiben. Dass Felipe Massa nicht erwähnt wurde, könnte damit zu tun haben, dass vom Frontflügel des Brasilianers keine TV-Aufnahmen vorliegen.
Daraufhin traf sich Whiting mit einigen Technischen Direktoren, darunter auch Ross Brawn von Ferrari. Letzterer soll sich Gerüchten zufolge auf einen Deal eingelassen haben, wonach der Frontflügel - vom Heckflügel war keine Rede mehr - in Malaysia noch eingesetzt werden darf, in zwei Wochen in Australien jedoch nicht mehr. Ferrari bestreitet dies freilich, wollte sich aber nicht auf eine definitive Aussage festnageln lassen, welcher Flügel denn nun weiterhin eingesetzt werden soll.
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Ich bin mal gespannt was dabei rauskommt, jedenfals finde ich es im mom echt spaßig. Mal schaun wie es in Australien aussieht
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wie gesagt, da es sich um ferrari handelt hat sich die seltsame regelinterpretation ohne konsequenzen in luft aufgelöst.
http://www.f1total.com/news/06032901.shtml
http://www.f1total.com/news/06032901.shtml
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Formel1 WM 2006
Freies Freitagstraining GP von Australien:
1 A. Davidson Honda 1:26.822 28
2 A. Wurz Williams 1:26.832 27
3 R. Kubica BMW 1:27.200 25
4 J. Button Honda 1:27.213 12
5 F. Alonso Renault 1:27.443 14
6 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:27.658 16
7 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:27.773 16
8 R. Barrichello Honda 1:28.075 20
9 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:28.200 15
10 F. Massa Ferrari 1:28.227 17
11 G. Fisichella Renault 1:28.280 11
12 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:28.440 22
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:28.531 18
14 M. Webber Williams 1:28.860 18
15 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:29.053 5
16 J. Trulli Toyota 1:29.138 20
17 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:29.196 18
18 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:29.379 16
19 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:29.713 21
20 R. Doornbos Red Bull 1:29.876 32
21 C. Klien Red Bull 1:29.879 9
22 N. Rosberg Williams 1:29.933 11
23 N. Jani Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:30.686 26
24 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:30.734 14
25 C. Albers Midland F1 1:30.830 18
26 Markus Winkelhock Midland F1 1:31.260 25
27 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:32.556 27
28 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:34.224 22
1 A. Davidson Honda 1:26.822 28
2 A. Wurz Williams 1:26.832 27
3 R. Kubica BMW 1:27.200 25
4 J. Button Honda 1:27.213 12
5 F. Alonso Renault 1:27.443 14
6 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:27.658 16
7 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:27.773 16
8 R. Barrichello Honda 1:28.075 20
9 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:28.200 15
10 F. Massa Ferrari 1:28.227 17
11 G. Fisichella Renault 1:28.280 11
12 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:28.440 22
13 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:28.531 18
14 M. Webber Williams 1:28.860 18
15 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:29.053 5
16 J. Trulli Toyota 1:29.138 20
17 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:29.196 18
18 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:29.379 16
19 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:29.713 21
20 R. Doornbos Red Bull 1:29.876 32
21 C. Klien Red Bull 1:29.879 9
22 N. Rosberg Williams 1:29.933 11
23 N. Jani Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:30.686 26
24 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:30.734 14
25 C. Albers Midland F1 1:30.830 18
26 Markus Winkelhock Midland F1 1:31.260 25
27 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:32.556 27
28 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:34.224 22
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Formel1 WM 2006
Qualifying/Startaufstellung GP von Australien:
1 J. Button Honda 1:25.229
2 G. Fisichella Renault 1:25.635
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:25.778
4 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:25.822
5 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:25.976
6 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:26.612
7 M. Webber Williams 1:26.937
8 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:27.579
9 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:29.239 (+10/Motorwechsel)
10 J. Trulli Toyota no time
11 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:26.714
12 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:27.023
13 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:27.219
14 C. Klien Red Bull 1:27.591
15 N. Rosberg Williams 1:29.422
16 F. Massa Ferrari no time
17 R. Barrichello Honda 1:29.943
18 C. Albers Midland F1 1:30.226
19 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:30.426
20 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:30.709
21 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:32.279
22 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:36.164
1 J. Button Honda 1:25.229
2 G. Fisichella Renault 1:25.635
3 F. Alonso Renault 1:25.778
4 K. Räikkönen McLaren 1:25.822
5 JP. Montoya McLaren 1:25.976
6 R. Schumacher Toyota 1:26.612
7 M. Webber Williams 1:26.937
8 N. Heidfeld BMW 1:27.579
9 J. Villeneuve BMW 1:29.239 (+10/Motorwechsel)
10 J. Trulli Toyota no time
11 M. Schumacher Ferrari 1:26.714
12 D. Coulthard Red Bull 1:27.023
13 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:27.219
14 C. Klien Red Bull 1:27.591
15 N. Rosberg Williams 1:29.422
16 F. Massa Ferrari no time
17 R. Barrichello Honda 1:29.943
18 C. Albers Midland F1 1:30.226
19 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso 1:30.426
20 T. Monteiro Midland F1 1:30.709
21 T. Sato Super Aguri 1:32.279
22 Y. Ide Super Aguri 1:36.164
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Formel1 WM 2006
Endergebnis GP von Australien:
1 F. Alonso Renault 1:34:27.870 10
2 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 1.829 8
3 R. Schumacher Toyota + 24.824 6
4 N. Heidfeld BMW + 31.032 5
5 G. Fisichella Renault + 38.421 4
6 J. Villeneuve BMW + 49.554 3
7 R. Barrichello Honda + 51.904 2
8 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso + 53.817 1
9 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 53.983
10 J. Button Honda + 1 laps
11 C. Albers Midland F1 + 0 laps
12 T. Monteiro Midland F1 + 0 laps
13 Y. Ide Super Aguri + 0 laps
Did not finish
14 JP. Montoya McLaren + 11 laps
15 T. Monteiro Midland F1 + 17 laps
16 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso + 20 laps
17 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 25 laps
18 M. Webber Williams + 34 laps
19 C. Klien Red Bull + 53 laps
20 J. Trulli Toyota + 57 laps
21 N. Rosberg Williams + 57 laps
22 F. Massa Ferrari + 57 laps
schon wieder ein geniales rennen!
Formel1 schauen zahlt sich echt wieder aus!
1 F. Alonso Renault 1:34:27.870 10
2 K. Räikkönen McLaren + 1.829 8
3 R. Schumacher Toyota + 24.824 6
4 N. Heidfeld BMW + 31.032 5
5 G. Fisichella Renault + 38.421 4
6 J. Villeneuve BMW + 49.554 3
7 R. Barrichello Honda + 51.904 2
8 S. Speed Scuderia Toro Rosso + 53.817 1
9 D. Coulthard Red Bull + 53.983
10 J. Button Honda + 1 laps
11 C. Albers Midland F1 + 0 laps
12 T. Monteiro Midland F1 + 0 laps
13 Y. Ide Super Aguri + 0 laps
Did not finish
14 JP. Montoya McLaren + 11 laps
15 T. Monteiro Midland F1 + 17 laps
16 V. Liuzzi Scuderia Toro Rosso + 20 laps
17 M. Schumacher Ferrari + 25 laps
18 M. Webber Williams + 34 laps
19 C. Klien Red Bull + 53 laps
20 J. Trulli Toyota + 57 laps
21 N. Rosberg Williams + 57 laps
22 F. Massa Ferrari + 57 laps
schon wieder ein geniales rennen!
Formel1 schauen zahlt sich echt wieder aus!
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
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Das frühe aufstehen hat sich echt gelohnt, es war ein echt schönes Rennen, hat echt viel spaß gemacht, nur schade für Button das es so schief ging ..
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ja, 50 meter vorm ziel ein motorschaden und 10 meter davor stehenbleiben ist ein harter schlag!
vielleicht hätt ers noch mit schieben probieren sollen!
vielleicht hätt ers noch mit schieben probieren sollen!
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!
Formel1 WM 2006
Schumi's Secret Diary: Melbourne
Friday April 07 2006
Hello tifosis. It doesn't seem so long ago that I was talking to you before the grand prix at Monza. Some of you may be remembering that my manager Willi Weber announced I would be telling everyone what I was doing with my career by March 2006 and now we are in April and I am not telling anyone yet.
There is a good answer to this. Ask Sabine.
Last time I gave you my insight we did not have such a problem with our piston rings. And this is piston us off, believe me. What with our only-a-little-bit flexible wings and the engine vibration, the Ferrari 248F1 is not quite the kind of car Rory Byrne would have produced for us, though I am very careful not to mention this loudly except in the ear shots of Ross and Jean.
They are working all they can to cure the mechanical problems, and the other driver problem also. Felipe Massa is young and unused to Ferrari speak. When Jean came on the radio in Malaysia to tell him that he was very marginal on fuel - code for slow down and let The Schum come past - he kept on going faster and faster.
Now after Australia he will have to pay more attention as he has caused many repair problems crashing the car twice. I know I also had a small impact with the barrier, but my accident was caused by a well-known track bump (unlike Christian Klien who is a well-known movable bump).
The Australian officials were not appreciative of my suggestion to remove it from the track afterwards; one of them said to me: "So |Schumi, you mean Sato and Ide can steer round it and you can't."
I said, "Yes, but they have half an hour to see it coming."
It was part of my quest to become 50% funnier in 2006, but I am not so sure they appreciated my humour.
It was very funny to read that Max Mosley thinks Flavio Briatore is the best example of an F1 boss. Quite honestly and obviously Jean Todt is the best example of a team boss because he does not lose his temper like a drunken woman on a Saturday night. Flavio likes making the deals yes and he is very funny when you can understand what he is saying, but he is not good at keeping his temper.
Only last weekend he was telling Fisico unspeakable things on the radio in Italian (so Pat told me afterwards at Melbourne Airport) this is not good for motivation. And of course he is remote controlled by Bernie Ecclestone. Now that Eddie Jordan has retired, Bernie has only one glove puppet to play with. Perhaps that is why Max thinks he is such a good boss. That and the fact he is not called Paul Stoddart.
It was a big surprise to me that Mike - The Doberman - Gascoyne has been sacked by Toyota. The last time I heard he was travelling to Germany every day by plane, which is never the best way to commute to work, both for the environment and also for his family. Though I imagine his Frequent Flyer points must have been very good indeed.
From conversations with Ralf I think he wanted to take some of the factory and put it in England, but Toyota wanted to keep it in Cologne. It is not good for their future because there are only a limited number of great technical directors. I can easily see him moving to McLaren - though he would have to become more like Mike - the lovable Colly dog - Gascoyne working for Ron - the s***t - Dennis.
As for my future, I am looking forward to a storm-back at Imola. It will be fitting and touching if I can pay tribute to Ayrton by beating his pole record at the track he is most remembered at. It will also stop people asking me THAT question I hate the most, along with: "What do you think of Valentino Rossi?"
Anyway, back to my quest at being 50% funnier
Here's a good one: Why do Elephants have big ears?
Shall I tell you why?
Because noddy wouldn't pay the ransom money.
Yes, I didn't understand it either, but Ross laughed.
The Schum
Friday April 07 2006
Hello tifosis. It doesn't seem so long ago that I was talking to you before the grand prix at Monza. Some of you may be remembering that my manager Willi Weber announced I would be telling everyone what I was doing with my career by March 2006 and now we are in April and I am not telling anyone yet.
There is a good answer to this. Ask Sabine.
Last time I gave you my insight we did not have such a problem with our piston rings. And this is piston us off, believe me. What with our only-a-little-bit flexible wings and the engine vibration, the Ferrari 248F1 is not quite the kind of car Rory Byrne would have produced for us, though I am very careful not to mention this loudly except in the ear shots of Ross and Jean.
They are working all they can to cure the mechanical problems, and the other driver problem also. Felipe Massa is young and unused to Ferrari speak. When Jean came on the radio in Malaysia to tell him that he was very marginal on fuel - code for slow down and let The Schum come past - he kept on going faster and faster.
Now after Australia he will have to pay more attention as he has caused many repair problems crashing the car twice. I know I also had a small impact with the barrier, but my accident was caused by a well-known track bump (unlike Christian Klien who is a well-known movable bump).
The Australian officials were not appreciative of my suggestion to remove it from the track afterwards; one of them said to me: "So |Schumi, you mean Sato and Ide can steer round it and you can't."
I said, "Yes, but they have half an hour to see it coming."
It was part of my quest to become 50% funnier in 2006, but I am not so sure they appreciated my humour.
It was very funny to read that Max Mosley thinks Flavio Briatore is the best example of an F1 boss. Quite honestly and obviously Jean Todt is the best example of a team boss because he does not lose his temper like a drunken woman on a Saturday night. Flavio likes making the deals yes and he is very funny when you can understand what he is saying, but he is not good at keeping his temper.
Only last weekend he was telling Fisico unspeakable things on the radio in Italian (so Pat told me afterwards at Melbourne Airport) this is not good for motivation. And of course he is remote controlled by Bernie Ecclestone. Now that Eddie Jordan has retired, Bernie has only one glove puppet to play with. Perhaps that is why Max thinks he is such a good boss. That and the fact he is not called Paul Stoddart.
It was a big surprise to me that Mike - The Doberman - Gascoyne has been sacked by Toyota. The last time I heard he was travelling to Germany every day by plane, which is never the best way to commute to work, both for the environment and also for his family. Though I imagine his Frequent Flyer points must have been very good indeed.
From conversations with Ralf I think he wanted to take some of the factory and put it in England, but Toyota wanted to keep it in Cologne. It is not good for their future because there are only a limited number of great technical directors. I can easily see him moving to McLaren - though he would have to become more like Mike - the lovable Colly dog - Gascoyne working for Ron - the s***t - Dennis.
As for my future, I am looking forward to a storm-back at Imola. It will be fitting and touching if I can pay tribute to Ayrton by beating his pole record at the track he is most remembered at. It will also stop people asking me THAT question I hate the most, along with: "What do you think of Valentino Rossi?"
Anyway, back to my quest at being 50% funnier
Here's a good one: Why do Elephants have big ears?
Shall I tell you why?
Because noddy wouldn't pay the ransom money.
Yes, I didn't understand it either, but Ross laughed.
The Schum
Was kümmern den Wolf die Flöhe!